Report #6:

Dear HR manager,

Im emailing for a complaint about the workplace.

Recently I've been hearing noises when im taking the elevator, just yesterday I heard some weird noises as I went past the R&L floor. What are we shipping that could possibly be making such noise?

Please figure out how to deal with this, its getting .. weird.

—Zachary Slim

RESPONDED BY HR MANAGER: R. Q:

The noises might have just been an elevator malfunctioning or something though.